Why Sean is our hero

This may surprise you fellow Geeks, but once upon a time Sean was not the responsible husband and father of two that we all know and love. No.

There was a time, before his wife Silvy, that he was a smooth pimp. A casanova. A gigalo. A raging man whore! A dirty, dirty SLUT....  well, maybe that's an exaggeration. But Sean had a way with the ladies.

Whether he meant to or not.

This is another from the started-but-never-finished files. 

On this particular outing Sean, Clay and I went out to a local mall and stopped at a coffee franchise. None of us were really in the mood for coffee but Sean took the cake when ordering.

Take away the knowing leer from the picture above and replace it with a naive sheepish look and you'll have what actually happened.

The line itself did come from Sean's mouth, but it was delivered earnestly. He genuinely didn't know what he wanted to order.

The young lady behind the till didn't take it that way though. As we made our way to a table Clay and I voiced our appreciation of Sean's smooth delivery. He responded with only puzzlement, unaware of what he did to that poor young woman who obviously would have offered him something hot that wasn't coffee.

Ah, to be that accidentally suave.  

Still, in the end it worked out for him. He wound up with a lovely wife who has gifted him with two beautiful girls. 

But still... DAMN.

~Brother K'Bob