A very secret diary....

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The Very Secret Diaries were a series of Fan Fiction written around the time that the Lord of the Rings trilogies were coming out.

The now deleted Wikipedia article stated: "The Very Secret Diaries are a series of satirical slash fiction stories written by Cassandra Claire in the form of diary entries by various characters in New Line Cinema's The Lord of the Rings film trilogy following the release of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Claire wrote a handful more stories with the release of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, but then abandoned the series."

 I'm sure there was more than one porn parody made featuring the LOTR characters but we, that is Clay and I, wondered what a Hobbit focused porn would be like and thus this comic was born.

As revealed later this showing would break the character of Matt.

Now, we haven't talked about Matt yet. At the time that we had met him as a young man Matt was very much a sheltered suburbanite and still naive (it was adorable, trust me). It shouldn't be a surprise that comic Clay would mess with what Matt considered sacred (I'm sure comic Corey had a hand in it too.). While we never actually exposed the real life Matt to this sort of horrible porn there were a couple of moments that we will forever be grateful to have shared with young Matt. Like when he witnessed his first purchasing of a hookers services.

Good times.

In the following weeks we will be continuing with the order that the original comic was released by going into the C4 comic strips before returning with the regular strips.

~Brother K'Bob

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